Historic Jerusalem couch for sale!

By COUCH EXPERTS

A “rare and historic” Jerusalem couch is being sold today. Allegedly several years old and in relatively decent condition, the couch was placed for sale on a Jerusalem website this morning, or recently. According to sources close to the couch it is being offered at 500 shekels.

This organic artisanal couch is described as a “4-seater” and includes a “sofa bed.” It has rustic walnut brown shade with hints of nutmeg. It can be paired with a glass of wine: “Indigenous grapes Touriga Franca and Touriga Nacional taste of fresh blueberries and violets. Petite Sirah High tannin and blackberry are prevalent flavors in the natural cross of Syrah and esoteric French variety Peloursin.” The wine is not included in the price of the couch.

 

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